I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit
Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord, Poseidon?
I would just immediately start crying
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
Melissa Jo does things like this sometimes…
Guys I have the cutest girlfriend for reals
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Will you go to prom with me?
in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons
hell yeah bismuth
i mean look at it
does that thing look heterosexual to you
i thought not
This is my new favourite story on the internet.